The title of this post is actually the name of a movie. I kid you not. Just check out this link. It has one of the most funniest synopsis ever –
Bhola decides to become a Bollywood Hero, and he and his uncle set out to find work for him. He gets enrolled in a drama and acting school, and also is taught how to read and write in English – with hilarious results – as the hapless Bhola is unable to differentiate Tom Cruise from Santa Cruz, and to make matters worse the woman who slapped him, American returned Raveena, is also in his class.